caution/danger/tire

i tire easily and may fall asleep while another girl in a dress sings a top 40 song. i'm nodding and swerving, i can't stay awake. the drama grows old like halfway through a plate of fettuccine alfredo. am i like a guy in a commercial, stupid and dopey? lets all laugh and consume. bwahhha ha hahaha ha! someone slap me. this is dangerous. i can't quite keep my eyes open. i'm headed right off the