clean-o-rama

Cat paws prance
about the counter
Beans not washed I know
Hands mix the salad
and nix the nose drip

There's a ring in my mug,
on the brim someone's kiss
Prick off the pieces
the dishwasher missed

Stains of two colors
a wafting, questionable scent
How were these prepared
at home, alone?

The dentist drill
A jar of blue juice
and combs
Spray inside the
bowling shoe

First you go,
wash, then dry
But don't touch the handle
No one ever gets this right

Just rinse with a little water
it should be aight

An alarming red hair

Used chap-stick,
chapped lips,
sleep junk
Which beer is mine?

The tables' wiped off
but has it been bleached?
The water should be heated
to one-thirty at least